The Worst Date Ever. As Experienced by EDJ

Date: 4.24.13

 

Elizabeth: sooo i told you about that guy demetrius from conn who called me out of the blue right>

 me: oh yes!
 Elizabeth: so i hung out with him last night
  AND IT WAS TERRIBLE
i am still mad about it
okay it's going to be a little bit of a rant
so we were supposed to meet at 9:15
we comes in at like 9:35
no mention let alone apology for being late
we start talking
and by talking i me mean asking him questions and getting VERy minimal resonses
example:
me: "so how long have you been living in nyc?"
  him: "awhile"
 really fucking painful
at one point i told him about the book i was reading cause i had it out in the counter
 and then like 10 minutes later
 he was like "so tell me about this book"
 ummm i already did, idiot

 so at one point he's like there is a cool bar near by do you want to get a drink ater

(we met at a coffee shop/bar_)
so in my head i was like noooooo
but the coffee place was shutting down and we had only been there for like 15 minutes
so i was like okay suck it up lizzie

 so we go to this bar

and still have nothing to talk about (shocking)
he's like "do you want to play darts"
and i was like sureeee
but there are these other guys playing
and there is only one board
so he goes over and asks them if we can have the next game
and proceeds to just stand there
waiting for them to finish
 they finally finish
 i am like "do you know how to play?"
 and he's like "no"
 so i try to remember the rules for cricket d
and we are both really bad
and im like well i'm gonna have to go once i finish this beer...
really tired...
meanwhile he has made a few idiotic comments like "i always have fun with you" and "you'll have to show me your room some time"
right
maybe never
and i don't know what planet you came from but this can't be conisdered "fun"
sooo finish my beer
he finishes his hennessy and organe juice (!!!!)
and we go outside

and i see a cab so i hail it

obviously i dont normally take cabs but i am so desperate to get out of there
and im like "okay just gonna jump in here"
and he's like why don't we share it
and i'm like "ahh okay sure fine"
and then he's like okay i'm just going to smoke first
and takes out a cig
WHAT THE FUCK
gahhhhh
so i have to wave the cab away cause obviously i'm nto going to make him wait for him to fucking smoke
  so we walk down the street
he finally finishes his stupid cigarette and we get in a cab
i tell the driver where to go
he takes this STUPID route and it takes way longer than it should
and then i gave demetrius some cash and jumped out
and then to top it all off
i get upstairs and i have a text from him saying "Had fun toniight hope we can hang again, real soon"
I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN
i mean i should have run for it ater the first location

me: how would you feel if i used this amazing rant as the first blog post for our new blog?

The Beginning

And so it begins. Let's start a-postin'!
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